He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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