Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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