i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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