I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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