i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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