She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
its liver damage thursday
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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