he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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