I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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