i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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