This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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