I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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