He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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