Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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