its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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