I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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