Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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