I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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