belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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