I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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