You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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