My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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