We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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