We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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