so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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