Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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