Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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