I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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