You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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