Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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