Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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