problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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