My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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