Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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