K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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