How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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