Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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