I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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