I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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