This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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