In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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