i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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