It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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