I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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