You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Man, jail baloney is awful.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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