It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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