but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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