Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize