alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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