I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
COCAINE IS GR8
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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