fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Life is so much better after having sex.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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