I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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