once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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