weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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