just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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