just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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